Join the fall-in-love-with-Anchorage challenge

Notes on: Walmart's immaculate vibes, perfect avocados, the People's Carrs, the smoothest hummus, Tang ice cream, ordering Top Bop, "Feeding Ghosts" and other people's shopping carts.

I’m a rabid Anchorage-ophile. Maybe you think you’re not, but I promise this place is irresistible if you get on its wavelength. You’re in luck, because this summer I’ll be writing weekly about ways to fall in love with this authentic, weird AF, dog-eared little ‘burg.

First assignment, especially for food people: go to Midtown Walmart.

I went there last …